My sister messaged me asking what I was going to get my niece for her birthday. She graciously included a list of really expensive gifts that my niece wanted and told me how I would be a terrible uncle if I didn’t get her one.
Sister: You don’t want to be a terrible uncle, do you?
Me: You know I don’t buy presents.
Sister: Well, you should. You will break her little heart if you don’t get here something.
Me: Then I must have broken it all the previous years I didn’t buy her presents.
Sister: Yes, you did. You need to make up for it now with an extra big gift. Don’t be an awful uncle!
Me: heh, nice try sis…
Sister: It’s not fair. You aren̵...