Paris Hilton Works Harder Than You Do

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I hate Paris Hilton. I hate her a lot more than I did a few hours ago. I can thank my sister for that.

My sister, to put it bluntly, is a royal pain in the butt. This is a feeling that many siblings share, but I can guarantee that my sister is much more annoying than yours because for all her rants and idiotic sermons on how I’m ruining my life, the truth is that she is always right. Nothing can make you more pissed off at a sibling than for them to always be correct.

My sister often stops by my place unannounced. I’m not sure if she does this to make sure that I haven’t morphed into the couch (good – because if I have, I won’t be able to get up and get beer f

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30 Responses to Paris Hilton Works Harder Than You Do

  1. ben says:

    Thinking about this a bit, I have to consider that Paris Hilton works harder than I do as well. I can already tell this is going to be a terrible week.

  2. Uri says:

    Your sister has only proven that Paris Hilton has more notable accomplishments than you – not that she works harder. She is right that she doesn’t have to work but that she chooses to doesn’t make her work automatically harder. You were correct to point out that as a wealthy person she can accomplish more than you can. As far as starting her company, she can hire another company to all the dirty work – she just has to tell them what she wants the company to do. If you start a company, then you have to do all the accounting yourself, find office space, etc because you can’t afford to pay someone else to do it. For you to start a TV show you need to spend lots of time networking and gradually build your resume to get noticed. Paris already has those contacts. I’m not saying that she’s unremarkeable but I wouldn’t be surprised if she works far less than the typical American. Remember that those things also appear even more significant to you because you imagine doing those things while also paying the bills. She only worries about the doing aspect.

  3. jimmy says:

    That’s really a nasty thought to bring to all of us that work hard just to get by. I hope you threw the darts extra hard!

  4. Joshua says:

    Dude, that was the most awesome story ever. Especially the last part.

  5. St pooch says:

    oh yeah!

  6. Joan says:

    Time to enter the professional dart playing circuit.

  7. justme says:

    ????????????????
    wow if paris works harder than you you better get a dang job;-)

  8. ThriftoRama says:

    sad, but true. being rich opens doors, but it’s what you do with the opportunities you are given. I give her props for her business acumen. She has capitalized on her assets (ahem) as much as she can. We all should try to do that.

  9. Broken Arrow says:

    Hehehe, what an entertaining read.

    Gotta love sibling rivalry. Mine still exists to this day.

    I don’t deny that your sister has point, but let’s consider what Uri has written.

    You’re talking about somebody who WANTS to be famous, and was willing to spend as much of daddy’s money as was necessary to get it.

    Did she work? Yes, she did. Hence your sister’s point. However, does she have to work as hard as the average Joe? No.

    Most of us would have to claw up the hard way, be it a business, movie, or a recording contract. I really, really doubt Paris had to worry about all that. With enough money, you can hire enough hands to do most of the work for you. The rest is just showing up and putting your stamp, face, or voice on it.

    If Paris did all this for the sake of purpose and accomplishment, I would have applauded her for it. However, I get the feeling the only reason why Paris did all this was so she would be recognized like other celebrities.

    That said, man, put down the beer, get off your duff, and don’t let Paris beat you!

  10. ReverendTom says:

    Simple way to solve this: no more Paris Hilton, no more feeling like that little blonde ditz is working harder than you.

    Ah, no more Paris Hilton, that would solve so many of the world’s problems: the stagnancy of so many magazines, the constant fear of a return of “The Simple Life,” the annoyance of having to see her pop up every couple of months in some media outlet or other, and, of course, the fear that one day, when I have children, she’ll still be popular enough to be considered a role model (shudder).

    There’s quite a difference between work and accomplishment. Many people manage accomplishment with very little work, and nearly everyone else works constantly and receives little to no reward for it.

  11. Dawn says:

    I love Paris Hilton.
    And now that she is dating Benji from GOOD CHARLOTTE I love her even more.
    They make a great couple!!

  12. jose says:

    brittney spears is so hottt! why is everyone giving her so much grief about nothing

  13. alison says:

    I feel perfectly fine knowing that Paris Hilton is a much more accomplished underground internet porn star than I will EVER be.

  14. Debbie M says:

    Next time, don’t let her derail you. You let her compare Paris Hilton to you personally when you were trying to compare her to Olympic athletes.

  15. DD says:

    Excellent Post!!!

    I didn’t think it was possible for me to dislike Paris Hilton any more that I already did. But thanks to your sister’s comment, I now despise her even more.

    I also think less of my lazy ass too.

  16. cptacek says:

    Didn’t she get famous because of a sex tape? I don’t think we had really heard of her before that. If that is called “working hard”, well…I better not end that statement.

  17. Paris Jiltin says:

    Hahaha…OK, I really enjoyed this post. Half true and half not. The only thing that makes Paris look as if she is working hard is the fact that she has several personal assistant. Unfortunately the majority of hardworking (not necessarily smart working) Americans are without personal assistants.

  18. Texas Girl says:

    I have this funny feeling you don’t have a girlfriend, beer guy. Who wants a couch potato who works less than Paris Hilton? One with a beer gut no less…. :P

    I’m siding with your sister on this one.

  19. beer guy says:

    @ Texas Girl

    I’m still looking for a beer girl since I’ve figured out that beer guys shouldn’t date champagne girls.

  20. Uncommonadvice says:

    Your sister is a clever girl

  21. Texas Girl says:

    Want a beer girl? Step 1: Get a job.

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  25. Kieryn says:

    Im Paris Hilton’s #1 Fan and every 1 thinks shes just this spoilt little rich girl but she isn’t really yes she may be rich but that doesn’t mean shes some skanky hoe. you cant judge her because shes rich or because she has a lot of jobs. i mean Paris Hilton is put under so much Presser being a celebrity. And she probably does work harder then most of us. well if u don’t except Paris then you are a BIG FAT HATER!!!!!!!!! And i am her biggest fan in the whole world and i do not except people gossiping about her and spreading rumors around because i am like her fanatic and people say how can u like her shes a slut but i dont think she is and that my opinion and i hav hundreds of Paris hilton things. thank you 4 listening. That’s hot.

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  27. Patricija says:

    Paris is super

  28. Pixie says:

    Well yeah, true. She works harder. Considering she’s rich already, which is her advantage, thus she works harder to get RICHER. She’s got a pretty face and hot bod to flaunt attract attention and hook guys. She uses herself as a walking advertisement. In business brandnames are essential, and she got the advantage of being a Hilton, but she made her own trademark of being “Paris” not just a “Hilton” (including her reputation the media shows). But consider this, I think she’s the most famous Hilton. I think she’s smart enought to use her advantages very well like playing her cards right. Everyone has individual strengths, some people just don’t see’em and dont know how to play their cards and end up whining about shit happening to them

  29. bob says:

    You, my friend must be strange…..
    Paris Hilton is one of the sexiest blondes that have ever graced a cover of a magazine. With her beauty and her knockout body she can be a ditz if she wants to , or anything else her heart desires. Wakeup friend, her beauty is more than skin deep.

  30. sash says:

    ”Paris is a lazy, silver spoon ditz that everyone in the world hates with a passion” Yeah, if everyone in the world is an inferior, pathetic, white man who can’t accept the fact that a beautiful sexy woman can also be talented and successful, and run companies that generat more money in a day than you will ever earn in your entire life.

    As for that sex tape comment on here..it is understandable that the male population is oblivious to women who are not in some sort of porn, but, to the rest of us, she was famous before that.

    Throwing darts at picturesof Paris Hilton will not make her go away, make her any less beautiful or successful, and is only degrading you further (if that’s possible) into a more jealous, pathetic male. It won’t help you get laid, either.

    I suggest you man up and do something productive with your time instead of trying to bring down brilliant ambitious women, because you attitude is UGLY.

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