A little humor to start off the week stolen from the forums:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
BUT, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $54.00.
Based on the above, current Milwaukee investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Which appears to be derived from (or the other way around – can’t seem to figure out whether the email or the website came first) 401 Keg Plan website:
If you had