Funny Money Friday #4
Welcome to the fourth installment of the funny money – this week has a decidedly “criminals without a clue” feel to it – for all those aspiring to join the criminal ranks, here are a few good lessons on what not to do :
Counterfeiters Clog Toilet – Use baggies to relieve themselves for a week – ummm, wouldn’t it have been less messy in the long run to throw them into the fireplace?
Thief Takes Stolen Earrings Back To Store For Appraisal – guess he didn’t believe the description
Bank Robber’s “FINDME” License Plates Do Him In – note to all thieves: vanity plates are not a good idea
Man Tries To Rob Bank By Phone – sorry, it just doesn’t produce the same urgency as a gun in the face
Robber Caught For Not Washing – Before you paint your face blue, make sure that it’ll all come off…
