Welcome to the fourth installment of the funny money - this week has a decidedly “criminals without a clue” feel to it - for all those aspiring to join the criminal ranks, here are a few good lessons on what not to do :

Counterfeiters Clog Toilet - Use baggies to relieve themselves for a week - ummm, wouldn’t it have been less messy in the long run to throw them into the fireplace?

Thief Takes Stolen Earrings Back To Store For Appraisal - guess he didn’t believe the description

Bank Robber’s “FINDME” License Plates Do Him In - note to all thieves: vanity plates are not a good idea

Man Tries To Rob Bank By Phone - sorry, it just doesn’t produce the same urgency as a gun in the face

Robber Caught For Not Washing - Before you paint your face blue, make sure that it’ll all come off…